"Go on Dad, use your pace!"
Patel junior, ribbing his old man (Bipen Patel)
"Come on umpire, two rights don't make a wrong!"
Kris Green
"The last time I beat Guildford in the Cup, I went on to pick up a winners medal!"
One step at a time Morley (Benson).
"The men in the Slug and Lettuce are really good!"
Andy Beer (supposedly!) referring to the Sunday night beat-boxing in the Slug & Lettuce
"Would you like me to man to man mark him?"
Doug Nicholls speaking about Robbie Skinner (ex-England international) during a vets cup tie.
"I think we should play a 4-6-1 formation"
Not too good at maths are we Craig (Ellis)?
"Shut ya legs as well as ya mouth"
Craig Ellis' continual banter with Newent keeper after letting a soft goal in through his legs
"It has been a privilege to captain this side, which has never failed to disappoint"
Morley Benson's end of season captain report
"Find a man, everybody needs a man"
Dave Boon barking orders out from the touchline
"We are the only team who can go to Cirencester, lose and still get 3 points"
Bipen Patel; after being clocked at 87mph by a copper on the A419
